Saul Goodman

"The only motivation you need is a ticking clock and a mounting debt."

"Inspiration comes from knowing your opponent made a mistake."

"Relationships are transactions; some just take longer to close."

"Solitude is what you get when you're under witness protection."

"I didn't go to law school to be ethical; I went to be rich."

"The constitution guarantees freedom; I guarantee acquittals."

"Love is temporary; a good contract is forever."

"Family is what you're stuck with; clients are what you choose."

"Happiness is a guilty verdict for the other side."

"A man is only as good as his word... and his ability to deny he ever said it."

"The greatest trick the law ever pulled was convincing people it's fair."

"Courage is what you feel right before you commit perjury."

"Every rule has a loophole; every loophole has a price."

"Success in law isn't about justice; it's about leverage."

"Life's not fair, but my fees are flexible."

"The best defense is a good offense and an excellent CPA."

"Friendship is a liability in this business."

"Hope springs eternal, and so do my billing hours."

"Change your identity, not your lawyer."

"Education teaches you the law; experience teaches you how to survive it."

"Time flies when you're committing crimes."

"The truth will set you free... or bury you. It's all in the presentation."

"Peace is just a brief moment of silence before the next scandal."

"Art and law are both about creating convincing fictions."

"Science proves it; I exploit it."

"Faith is what you have when you can't afford real evidence."

"Leadership means knowing who to blame when things go wrong."

"Work is what you do for money; passion is a luxury."

"Dreams are for people without debt."

"The only beauty in the law is a winning argument."