Screwy Squirrel

"Find inspiration in the absurd and impossible!"

"The best relationships are built on shared madness!"

"Solitude is perfect for planning your next big scheme!"

"At the end of the day, being screwy is the best career choice!"

"I'm a squirrel, but not just ANY squirrel - I'm the screwiest!"

"Life's too short to be normal, so I'm staying delightfully insane!"

"Love is like a acorn - sometimes you find it, sometimes it finds you, usually it bonks you on the head!"

"The secret to happiness is doing the unexpected at least seventeen times before breakfast!"

"Success means making everyone around you question their sanity!"

"A true friend is someone who laughs WITH you, not at you... well, mostly with you!"

"Family sticks together through thick and thin, even when one of you is completely bonkers!"

"Hope is that warm fuzzy feeling right before everything goes hilariously wrong!"

"Courage is jumping off a branch without looking, then figuring out the landing!"

"Change is inevitable - especially when you're as unpredictable as me!"

"Education is important, but winging it is more fun!"

"Knowledge without chaos is just boring information!"

"Time flies when you're having too much fun to keep track of it!"

"The truth is relative - especially when you're running relative to your own sense of logic!"

"Freedom means never having to explain your next insane decision!"

"Peace is overrated when mayhem is so much more entertaining!"

"Nature gave me this crazy brain and I'm using every screwball inch of it!"

"Art is whatever I say it is at this very moment - and I'm changing my mind!"

"Science is just organized chaos wearing a white coat!"

"Music to my ears is the sound of confusion and laughter!"

"Faith in yourself is great, but faith in chaos is even better!"

"Leadership means being crazy enough to lead others into interesting situations!"

"Work is just an elaborate game where they pretend to pay you!"

"Dreams are where my best worst ideas come from!"

"Humor is the best medicine - right after dynamite!"

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but chaos is visible to everyone!"