Screwy Squirrel

"Family dinner is more fun when everyone's equally unhinged!"

"Hope springs eternal, especially in the spring!"

"Courage is me - Courage is you - Courage is everyone acting nuts together!"

"The only constant is change, and my constantly changing opinions!"

"They teach wisdom in schools, but mischief is my favorite subject!"

"Knowledge without application is just trivia for comedians!"

"Time is a construct created to make you late for acorn gatherings!"

"The truth shall set you free - from the burden of being normal!"

"I'm free as a bird... if that bird was a crazy squirrel!"

"Peace is peace, but have you ever tried orchestrated pandemonium?"

"Nature intended me to be perfectly imperfect!"

"Art is my actions, my words, my complete disregard for logic!"

"Science tries to explain me - good luck with that!"

"I don't play music, I AM the music!"

"Faith that things will work out is nice - faith that they won't is funnier!"

"Leaders lead - I just sprint ahead screaming!"

"Work hard, play harder, drive everyone around you completely bonkers!"

"My dreams are as wild as my reality, which is saying something!"

"Life's a joke - I'm just the punchline with better comic timing!"

"Beauty fades, but embarrassing moments live forever!"

"Life's too short not to live it magnificently insane!"

"Never give up - especially not on your weird ideas!"

"I'm grateful for chaos - it keeps life from being dull!"

"Creativity is my DNA, insanity is my hobby!"

"Injustice anywhere is injustice everywhere - so I create beautiful chaos!"

"Patience is a virtue I don't have - and I'm okay with that!"

"Be kind to everyone, but keep them guessing about your sanity!"

"Strength isn't about muscles - it's about mental flexibility!"

"Fear is just an excuse for cowards - I run toward the chaos!"

"Power is the ability to make people laugh despite themselves!"