Senor Chang

"Love is a lie we tell ourselves to feel less alone."

"Happiness is temporary, like my employment."

"The only truth is that everyone lies, including me."

"Friendship is a myth invented to make loneliness seem less depressing."

"Family is where you learn to hate the people closest to you."

"Hope is the thing that keeps you from jumping off a roof."

"Courage is doing something you know will end badly anyway."

"Change is inevitable; improvement is optional."

"Knowledge is power, and I'm powerless, so you do the math."

"Time waits for no one, and it certainly won't wait for you to learn Spanish."

"Freedom is a luxury most of us can't afford."

"Peace is a word I've heard but never experienced."

"Nature is beautiful when you're not thinking about how it's killing you."

"Art is subjective, like morality, which is convenient for me."

"Science explains the world, but it doesn't make it any less terrible."

"Music is the international language of sadness."

"Faith is believing in something despite evidence to the contrary."

"Leadership is the ability to make people follow you off a cliff."

"Work is what makes us forget how miserable life is."

"Dreams are what happen when you finally fall asleep thinking about your failures."

"Beauty is wasted on people who can see it."

"Death is the only guarantee, unlike good teaching."

"Perseverance is stubbornness with a better marketing team."

"Gratitude is an emotion I rarely feel and never express."

"Creativity is how I explain my bizarre behavior."

"Justice is a concept the rich invented to control the poor."

"Patience is what I don't have, which is why I'm perfect for this job."

"Kindness is weakness with good publicity."

"Strength is what you develop when you have no other choice."

"Power is the only thing worth pursuing, despite what they tell you."