"Money is the root of all good decisions I haven't made."Money
"Health is something you realize matters when you lose it."Health
"Adventure is just a euphemism for terrible decision-making."Adventure
"Imagination is the only thing more dangerous than stupidity."Imagination
"Technology is making humanity dumber, and I'm here for it."Technology
"History teaches us that we learn nothing from history."History
"Philosophy is thinking about nothing in complicated ways."Philosophy
"Literature teaches you nothing except how to waste time reading."Literature
"Politics is professional lying done with a smile."Politics
"War is what happens when politicians run out of lies."War
"Motivation is what you fake when you're running out of threats."Motivation
"Inspiration is an accident that happens when you stop thinking."Inspiration
"Relationships are slow-motion car crashes."Relationships
"Solitude is the only relationship that doesn't disappoint you."Solitude