Senor Chang

"History judges the victors. Be victorious."

"Politics is beneath me. I operate above it."

"War teaches you who you really are."

"Motivation fades. Obsession endures."

"Inspiration is just jealousy with better branding."

"Every relationship is a power struggle."

"I prefer solitude to disappointing company."

"Wisdom comes from experience. Usually bad experiences."

"The only thing constant is my superiority."

"Hope is for those without a plan."

"Believe nothing. Trust nobody. Verify everything."

"Freedom is the freedom to do what I want."

"Peace is just the absence of conflict. How boring."

"I am the storm. You are the victims."

"Your incompetence is staggering yet consistent."

"I will break you. It's what I do."

"I'm not a regular teacher, I'm a cool teacher."

"That's racist."

"You're all terrible people."

"Life is a classroom, and I'm the only one with the answer key."

"Love is just chemistry, and I'm a master chemist."

"The pursuit of knowledge is the only true adventure."

"Success comes to those who can manipulate the system."

"Friendship is a transaction like any other."

"Never admit when you're wrong—just speak louder."

"My culture is not your Halloween costume."

"Imagination without discipline is just fantasy."

"Time waits for no man, except me apparently."

"The truth is often uncomfortable, which is why I ignore it."

"Power corrupts, and I am absolutely corrupted."