Senor Chang

"Fear is just an emotion invented to control the masses."

"Death is simply nature's way of editing."

"Happiness is subjective, which means I decide what happy is."

"Money can't buy you love, but it can rent it."

"Health is wealth, but wealth buys better health."

"The greatest leaders are the ones nobody respects."

"Work ethic is for people without ambition."

"Dreams are just lies your brain tells you at night."

"Humor is a weapon, and I am well-armed."

"Beauty is pain, and I cause both daily."

"Science is subjective when it doesn't support my narrative."

"Music is just organized noise, and I orchestrate it."

"Faith is for people who can't think clearly."

"Courage is just stupidity with confidence."

"Change is only acceptable if I'm the one causing it."

"Knowledge is power, but only if you keep it to yourself."

"Freedom is a myth created by the strong to control the weak."

"Peace is boring, conflict is where the fun is."

"Nature exists to serve humanity's whims."

"Art is subjective, but I'm objectively the judge."

"Patience is a virtue for people without my talents."

"Kindness is weakness disguised as morality."

"Strength comes from taking what you want."

"Technology will replace all human connection, and I embrace it."

"History is written by the victors, and I'm winning."

"Philosophy is just rich people's excuses for bad behavior."

"Literature teaches you how to lie better."

"Politics is the art of pretending to care."

"War is peace, slavery is freedom, and ignorance is bliss."

"Motivation is a trap for the easily manipulated."