Senor Chang

"Inspiration is just peer pressure with better branding."

"Relationships are business deals with emotional complications."

"Solitude is where I plot my greatest schemes."

"Hope is for people who haven't learned to expect disappointment."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a PR team."

"Gratitude is what the poor feel to justify poverty."

"Creativity is theft, and I'm an excellent thief."

"I don't have a drinking problem, I have a self-awareness problem."

"Your culture isn't just a costume for you to wear."

"Meow means meow."

"I'm fluent in sarcasm, racism, and contempt."

"The only rule I follow is the rule of myself."

"Legacy isn't about what you leave behind, it's about how you're remembered."

"Love is a chemical reaction that I can manufacture."

"The strongest man is the one willing to hurt others."

"My charisma is a superpower I've weaponized."

"Success requires a complete lack of moral boundaries."

"Friends are just enemies you haven't backstabbed yet."

"Family is an accident of birth, not a choice."

"Wisdom is knowing which rules to break."

"Happiness is an illusion the media sells to idiots."

"Hope is the first step toward disappointment."

"Courage is just desperation with style."

"Change is inevitable, unlike my behavior."

"Education is where mediocrity teaches mediocrity."

"Knowledge without application is just trivia."

"Time is the one thing money can't buy, so I waste it."

"Truth is just a story the powerful haven't rewritten yet."

"Freedom is for people naive enough to believe in it."

"Peace is the death of ambition."