Senor Chang

"I'm not a hero, I'm a teacher. Well, I'm also a hero, but mostly a teacher."

"You're all idiots. But you're my idiots."

"Changblanca!"

"Streets ahead? Try streets behind, you're all streets behind."

"I have a gun. In my car. In a cup holder."

"Spanish is a beautiful language, spoken by beautiful people."

"I'm not insane, I'm just passionately committed to my beliefs."

"Success is not about money, it's about making people respect you."

"You need to believe in yourself, even when no one else does."

"Change is inevitable. I should know, my name is Chang."

"Life is a journey, not a destination. Unfortunately, you're all going nowhere."

"Love is complicated. Trust me, I've been divorced multiple times."

"The pen is mightier than the sword, but I prefer both."

"Friendship is earned, not given. And you haven't earned anything."

"I am a god of war and vengeance."

"Your ignorance is only surpassed by your arrogance."

"I once taught a class on human behavior. I failed everyone."

"Dreams are for people without plans. I have plans."

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."

"Time waits for no man, especially not you losers."

"I'm not angry, I'm just profoundly disappointed in humanity."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have, and neither should you."

"Kindness is weakness. Strength is everything."

"Fear is the only honest emotion."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy respect."

"Health is wealth, which means you're all bankrupt."

"Adventure awaits those brave enough to seize it."

"Imagination is the opiate of the masses."

"Technology is making us all stupider."

"History repeats itself because no one learns from it."