Senor Chang

"Excellence is not a destination, it's my minimum standard."

"You're all living proof that evolution can go backwards."

"I once considered taking my own life. Then I realized it would be too much like helping you."

"Responsibility is something I delegate to others."

"Loyalty is a myth told by the weak to the weak."

"Culture is wasted on people like you."

"I am above your petty morality."

"Your questions are dumber than your answers."

"Silence is golden, but your silence would be platinum."

"I have forgotten more than you will ever know."

"Your attempts at humor are crimes against comedy."

"I don't forgive, I just forget eventually."

"Pride is the only sin I'm guilty of."

"You're all equally disappointing in different ways."

"I once taught a masterclass in life. Nobody attended."

"Your dreams are as fragile as your confidence."

"I am the paradigm you should aspire to become."

"Competence is so rare that mediocrity looks good by comparison."

"I don't need friends, I need followers."

"Your potential is a tragedy waiting to happen."

"I've transcended human emotion. You're stuck in it."

"Teaching is an art form I've perfected to the point of mastery."

"You will all remember me as the one who wasted his time on you."

"Ignorance is not bliss, it's your natural state."

"I am the beginning and the end of your educational journey."

"Your collective IQ wouldn't fill a thimble."

"I once considered writing a self-help book. Then I realized it would only confuse you."

"Whatever doesn't kill you makes me stronger."

"I am inevitable. Like your failure."

"Your existence is a testament to the power of low expectations."