Senor Chang

"Philosophy is just thinking out loud for smart people."

"Literature is dead, just like your dreams."

"Politics is a game for people with no morals."

"War is the ultimate expression of human failure."

"Motivation is temporary, like most of your relationships."

"Inspiration strikes those who actually work for it."

"Relationships are the source of all human suffering."

"Solitude is where geniuses think. You think in groups."

"I am fluent in six languages, none of which will help you."

"Your incompetence is almost impressive."

"I didn't choose this life, this life chose me."

"Trust is earned through dominance and fear."

"Work hard, or work hard at pretending to work hard."

"Perseverance is for people without options."

"Gratitude is showing respect to your superiors."

"Creativity requires a mind greater than yours."

"Justice is served to the strong by the weak."

"I have studied the great teachers. Now I am one."

"Your potential is inversely proportional to your awareness."

"Death is just another word for 'your life is over.'"

"Hope is what fools feel before disappointment."

"Peace is boring. Conflict is interesting."

"Nature is beautiful when it's not in your backyard."

"Art is subjective, but so is my grading."

"Science proves what I already knew."

"Music is the universal language of emotion and superiority."

"Faith in what? Not in you, that's for sure."

"I am the master of this classroom and your destinies."

"Your potential is wasted on your mediocrity."

"I've made mistakes, but admitting them isn't one of them."