Sideshow Bob

"Justice is whatever the strongest choose to impose upon the weak."

"Patience is a virtue only for those with nothing but time."

"Kindness is often exploited by the cunning and the ruthless."

"Strength comes not from muscle, but from intellect and will."

"Fear is the most honest of all emotions."

"Power corrupts, but what a delightful corruption it is."

"Money makes the world spin, and those without it merely watch."

"Health is a temporary loan life grants us before collecting."

"Adventure is merely chaos waiting to be discovered."

"Imagination is the gateway to delusion for the unprepared mind."

"Technology is progress, regardless of its consequences."

"History repeats itself because humanity never learns."

"Philosophy is the luxury of those with nothing else to do."

"Literature reflects the inadequacies of human existence."

"Politics is the art of manipulating the gullible masses."

"War is hell, but what exquisite hell it can be."

"Motivation comes from within, or not at all."

"Inspiration strikes those prepared to seize it."

"Relationships are battlegrounds of competing wills and desires."

"Solitude is paradise for the refined mind."

"Revenge is a dish best served with meticulous planning."

"The Simpsons are my nemesis, my purpose, my very reason for being."

"Culture and refinement separate us from the animals."

"Prison has taught me that spite alone cannot sustain the human spirit."

"Ah, how the mighty fall when their hubris exceeds their competence."

"My teeth are a work of artistic perfection."

"The Springfield Gorge taught me that gravity always wins."

"One's childhood trauma often shapes one's adult obsessions."

"Krusty's show is drivel designed for the intellectually vacant."

"I have served my time, paid my debts, yet still they fear me."