Sideshow Bob

"Leadership requires vision, determination, and an acceptable body count."

"Work provides meaning to one's existence, even when that work involves mayhem."

"Dreams sustain us through the darkest hours, particularly those involving vengeance."

"Beauty exists in the most unexpected places, including murder scenes."

"Death is nature's way of saying hello, repeatedly and without warning."

"Perseverance separates the mediocre from the truly dedicated homicidal maniac."

"Gratitude is owed to one's teachers, cellmates, and fellow inmates."

"Imagination is the only limit to what one can accomplish, besides actual limits."

"Technology advances slowly, which is unfortunate for my escape timelines."

"History is written by the victors, and I intend to be victorious."

"Wisdom comes with age and numerous murder convictions."

"Happiness is fleeting, though revenge is enduring."

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but action despite it, preferably homicidal."

"Change is inevitable, though I prefer it to be explosive and unscheduled."

"The mind is a powerful tool, infinitely more so than a rake."

"Literature educates the soul, while violence educates the spine."

"Faith in oneself is paramount, particularly when planning elaborate revenge schemes."

"Money is merely a means to an end, usually the end of someone."

"Health is wealth, though prison food suggests otherwise."

"Adventure calls to the brave and the desperate, I answer frequently."

"Motivation stems from injustice, which fortunately abounds in my life."

"Inspiration can strike like lightning, or like a well-placed bomb."

"Relationships require effort and commitment, as do escape attempts."

"Solitude provides time for reflection and for planning one's next offense."

"Fear is merely an emotion, though a rather persistent one in my victims."

"Power corrupts absolutely, which is why I embrace it absolutely."

"The pursuit of happiness often leads to the pursuit of one's enemies."

"Kindness is a luxury I cannot often afford, though I try occasionally."

"The universe operates on principles I struggle to understand, much like parole boards."

"Art imitates life, which imitates my criminal schemes more often than not."