Stanley Hudson

"The future is unwritten. Which means I probably have a bad future."

"I'm trying very hard not to connect with people."

"Music is the universal language. Unfortunately, I speak it fluently."

"I don't trust technology. Give me a good crossword puzzle any day."

"Education is a scam invented by teachers to stay employed."

"I've never understood art. It's just stuff on walls."

"Science is just religion for people who don't believe in religion."

"Justice is blind, which explains why the legal system is so messed up."

"I don't have patience for incompetence."

"Kindness is a weakness that people exploit."

"I'm as strong as I need to be and as weak as I want to be."

"Dreams are just nightmares with better marketing."

"Imagination is for people who don't have reality."

"War is what happens when diplomacy fails. Which is always."

"Politics is a dirty business, and I want no part of it."

"I'm motivated by spite. It's very effective."

"Inspiration is for people who don't have discipline."

"Health is wealth, but I'm willing to trade it for a good pretzel."

"Adventure is just another word for trouble."

"I have the body of a 25-year-old. Stored in my freezer."

"Creativity is overrated. Structure is underrated."

"Gratitude is something rich people do to feel better about themselves."

"Leadership is simply doing what you would do anyway, but getting paid more for it."

"I prefer the term 'selective hermit' to 'antisocial.'"

"The only real friendship is the kind that survives silence."

"Family is an accident of birth. Friends are a choice."

"Hope is the worst of all evils, because it prolongs the torment of man."

"Nature is beautiful from a distance. Preferably very far away."

"Peace is just the absence of war. Which is rare."

"Truth is subjective. My truth is facts."