Stanley Hudson

"I don't trust people who smile too much. It's suspicious."

"Health is important. That's why I eat pretzel day snacks."

"Technology is ruining everything. Except for my TV."

"History is boring. The present is worse."

"Leadership is telling people what to do and hoping they listen."

"Creativity is a waste of time if nobody's paying for it."

"Justice is a myth. Like ghosts."

"Fear is just another word for being smart."

"Power is doing what you want without having to explain yourself."

"Adventure is getting lost somewhere you've never been before."

"Imagination is for children and unemployed people."

"Music is fine if you like that sort of thing."

"Faith is believing in things that aren't there. Like my pension."

"Literature is a lot of words about nothing."

"Politics is just rich people arguing."

"Motivation comes from money. Everything else is propaganda."

"Inspiration is a word people use when they don't want to work."

"Relationships are complicated. Work is simple. Just do your job."

"Solitude is underrated. Especially at work."

"I don't believe in luck. I believe in showing up and being competent."

"The problem with people is that they're always talking."

"Happiness is a myth sold by greeting card companies."

"Education is just a way to keep you busy until you can work."

"Knowledge is power, but power is also not caring what people think."

"Gratitude is thanking people for things they should have done anyway."

"Kindness is often mistaken for weakness. Don't make that mistake."

"Strength is not yelling about your problems."

"Beauty is subjective. Usually wrong."

"Death is the only thing that gets you out of meetings."

"The worst part of my job is the people. The second worst part is the fluorescent lights."