Stanley Hudson

"Patience is for people with nothing better to do."

"Strength comes from complaining less and working more."

"Fear keeps you alive. Forget about your fears and you're dead."

"I've never understood why people want to be leaders. It's exhausting."

"Work is what you do to afford things you don't have time to enjoy."

"If you love your job, you're doing something wrong."

"I'm not cold. I'm just not warm."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"As a black man, I'm gonna find another job."

"Did you know that Pavlov's bell was a Dunder Mifflin exclusive?"

"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little."

"The crossword puzzle is a good way to stay sharp."

"Why are you the way that you are?"

"I have come to make an announcement."

"Pretzel day is the best day of the year."

"This job would be perfect if it weren't for the people."

"I'm not superstitious, but certain things in life require respect."

"A good pretzel is worth its weight in gold."

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. That's what I'm saying."

"I have 13 half-eaten containers of yogurt in my desk."

"That's what she said. And I mean that literally."

"The problem with today's generation is that they don't appreciate the value of hard work."

"I've been coming to this office for 12 years, and I still hate it."

"Happiness is an inside job."

"Sometimes you gotta take a step back to move forward."

"I don't need people to like me. I need them to respect me."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it helps."

"The only way to do great work is to love what you do."

"I've learned more from failure than from success."

"Fear is the path to the dark side."