Sterling Archer

"This is getting ridiculous."

"I'm not the problem here."

"You're welcome."

"I work best alone."

"That's never going to work."

"I'm far too important for this."

"What's your deal?"

"I'm basically a god."

"You're making this harder than it needs to be."

"I don't take orders."

"That's the best you've got?"

"I know myself, and I don't like what I see."

"Everything is terrible."

"I'm going to need a vacation."

"You're an idiot."

"I've done worse for less."

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"I'm not about to explain the virtues of shellfishing to someone who clearly has no appreciation for the finer things in life."

"Phrasing! Are we still doing phrasing?"

"That's what she said."

"You know, if you keep doing things the same way, you're going to keep getting the same results."

"Live to fight another day - that's what separates us from animals."

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you."

"The most important thing is to have a plan. Or a drink. Preferably both."

"I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?"

"Danger zone!"

"You think that's what I want? For you to just... listen? No, I want you to actually hear me."

"Sometimes doing the right thing means making the hard choice."

"Memory's a funny thing - it changes based on what we need it to be."

"I've made worse decisions before breakfast."