"I don't have time for this."Time
"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."Humor
"I'm exactly as shallow as I appear."
"This conversation is making my brain hurt."Humor
"I have a very particular set of skills."Success
"What do you want from me?"Relationships
"I'm going to need another drink after this."Humor
"You can't keep doing this."Truth
"Why would you think that's a good idea?"Wisdom
"I'm listening... I'm just not paying attention."Humor
"That's either the bravest or dumbest thing I've ever seen."Courage
"What am I, a mind reader?"Humor
"I'm only half paying attention, and even I know that's wrong."Wisdom
"You need to relax."Peace
"I'm a disaster."
"Life is too short for this nonsense."Life
"I have standards."Strength
"You're killing me here."Humor
"What's the worst that could happen?"Adventure
"I'll figure it out."Perseverance
"That's the problem right there."Truth
"I'm not drunk, you're drunk."Humor
"Can we please just move on?"Time
"I have a reputation to uphold."
"That's insane."Wisdom
"I've made worse decisions."Humor
"Do you have any idea how dangerous that is?"Courage
"I'm always right, eventually."
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."Humor
"I don't ask for much."Wisdom