Sterling Archer

"Are we not doing phrasing anymore?"

"Sterling Archer, world's best spy."

"You're the only one who understands me."

"I have an eidetic memory."

"That's basically heroin."

"My drinks are empty. How is that possible?"

"I'm not insecure, you're insecure!"

"What? I'm charming."

"I'm a highly trained secret agent."

"Did you not hear the part about the eidetic memory?"

"For the love of... just do it!"

"This is either really smart or really stupid."

"Welcome to the beautiful hellscape that is my life."

"I'm going to need a drink."

"You're lucky I love you."

"What are you, twelve?"

"I don't understand how that's my fault."

"Can we focus please?"

"That's a terrible idea."

"And we're back to the drinking."

"I'm a trained professional."

"Clearly you've never met me."

"This is why I drink."

"I'm going to do it anyway."

"What could possibly go wrong?"

"I know what I'm doing."

"That's not how people work."

"Are you serious right now?"

"I've handled worse."

"You're being very naive."