Tai Frasier

"Motivation drives action."

"Inspiration sparks greatness."

"Relationships define us."

"Solitude allows reflection."

"As if I would ever wear anything from last season"

"It does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty"

"You're a virgin who can't drive"

"I'm not a moron. I know what raise the stakes means"

"Sporadically"

"She's my friend because we both lack the capacity to be satisfied"

"The way she orchestrates her life is really quite remarkable"

"You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet"

"Uh, hello. He's a high school boy. I'm a high school girl. We're supposed to not understand each other. It's intramural"

"You're a really sweet guy and I'm sure you're a virgin too"

"I am not going to sit around and discuss my friend's sexual preferences"

"Anything you can do to draw attention away from the fact that you have no soul is great"

"Well, you know how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet"

"I feel like such a heather"

"Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter"

"Do you know how old I was when I lost my virginity? Fifteen"

"I could retire from public service"

"It's like a way of life. It's like, once you get there, you're always trying to suss out how to navigate it. And then you realize: oh my God, I'm an idiot"

"Searching for a boy in high school is like searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie"

"The fact that you're not a moron makes you really attractive"

"I was like a Martian observing the human species"

"You know how important it is to me that you're not a moron"

"Mr. Hall is such a prick. He was probably born with a frown"

"I mean, it's not a conspiracy, it's just the way things are"

"She's a full-on moron. Is she a moron?"

"I don't think my father would even let me live that down"