The Grandfather (narrator)

"There is a shortage of perfect farms in this world."

"Since the dawn of time, true love has been the greatest power in the universe."

"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."

"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."

"The greatest thing you will ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."

"Life is not a fairy tale. Not everyone gets a happily ever after."

"He is more dead than alive."

"Enjoy life while you have it."

"The cliffs of Insanity!"

"You fell into a ravine."

"Your name is Westley."

"The grandfather is dying, not the grandson."

"She is kind and gentle."

"True love is the greatest thing in the world."

"Stop your snoring!"

"And they lived happily ever after."

"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."

"There is a cult of Piranhas. Even more rabid than the common Piranha."

"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."

"True love is the greatest thing in the world."

"Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure."

"The old man and the sea."

"True love is the greatest miracle in the world."

"The Frame Story of the Boy and His Grandfather."

"Dreams are nice but they require effort and dedication."

"Love grows stronger with sacrifice."

"The greatest thing in the world is to love and be loved in return."

"The cliffs of insanity are most treacherous."

"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."

"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."