The Grandfather (narrator)

"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."

"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."

"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."

"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."

"Since the invention of the kiss there have been only five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure."

"True love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT."

"The man in black fled across the desert, and the man in black followed."

"But not so long a time that the meaning is lost forever."

"Any man who says he truly understands women is lying."

"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."

"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."

"Are there any gitches in your family line?"

"True love is the greatest thing in the world."

"Peace is only for those brave enough to seek it."

"The greatest adventure lies ahead."

"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."

"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."

"The way to deal with an inconceivable situation is to be brave."

"This is true love."

"The Queen is dead."

"Death is a gift."

"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."

"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

"The man in black fled across the desert."

"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."

"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."

"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."

"Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles."

"The prince was fighting the king, the king was having a fit, and the wizard shot lightning from his fingers."