The Waitress

"Life's too short to waste it on people who don't appreciate you."

"You think you're better than me? At least I show up to work."

"Why do you guys always mess with me? What did I ever do to you?"

"I'm just trying to get through my shift without dealing with your nonsense."

"You know what? I don't care anymore. Do whatever you want."

"Every day with you is a nightmare."

"I deserve better than this constant harassment."

"Stop following me around like some kind of stalker."

"You're all insane, and I'm done pretending otherwise."

"Success isn't about fitting in with people like you."

"I have dreams too, you know."

"This job is temporary. I'm going somewhere better."

"Why does everything have to be a joke with you people?"

"I just want to be left alone in peace."

"Your obsession is seriously creepy and pathetic."

"I'm not your muse. I'm a real person."

"Have some dignity and get a life of your own."

"I'm grateful for the few people who actually respect me."

"Change happens when you stop being a terrible person."

"Knowledge is power, and you clearly have neither."

"Time waits for no one, so stop wasting mine."

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever with you guys."

"Art is subjective, unlike your obvious mental illness."

"Nature is peaceful. You are the opposite."

"Music at least has a purpose. What's yours?"

"I have faith that one day you'll understand boundaries."

"Leadership means respecting others. Try it sometime."

"Money can't buy you a personality, clearly."

"Health is wealth, and you're spiritually bankrupt."

"Adventure is out there. Please go find it. Far away."