The Waitress

"Imagination might help you create a normal life."

"Technology gives you tools to stalk me better. Great."

"History will judge people like you harshly."

"Philosophy teaches us right and wrong. You failed."

"Literature explores humanity. You're not human."

"Politics is less corrupt than your ethics."

"War is terrible, but so is talking to you daily."

"Motivation comes from within. You have none."

"Inspiration I get from people who aren't you."

"Love isn't what you're doing. It's obsession."

"Humor requires intelligence. Your jokes fall flat."

"Patience is a virtue I've run out of with you."

"Happiness comes from distance. From you."

"Death might be preferable to another conversation with you."

"Power is something you'll never have over me."

"Education teaches you not to be creepy. You skipped class."

"Friendship requires mutual respect. We have none."

"Family is supposed to love you. I pity yours."

"I hope one day you understand what no means."

"Being brave means standing up to people like you."

"Peace of mind is worth more than your attention."

"Freedom is what I want from you. Leave me alone."

"The truth is you're not special. You're annoying."

"My life doesn't revolve around making you happy."

"Love is earned. You've earned nothing but contempt."

"Wisdom would tell you to accept rejection."

"Happiness isn't found in stalking waitresses."

"Success means accepting when you've failed. You refuse."

"Friends don't treat each other like you treat me."

"Family relationships are built on respect, not obsession."