Toby Flenderson

"The temp is only 60 degrees, which is cool. No, actually it's just cool."

"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little."

"Everyone's an idiot, and I mean that in the kindest way possible."

"I'm not a bad guy. I'm a good guy. I'm just not a good guy to know."

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."

"That's Dallas."

"You couldn't handle my undivided attention."

"I'm very fast. When I see an opportunity, I act."

"One day, you'll understand that some rules aren't made to be broken."

"I don't care what they say about me. I just care that they say things about me."

"Did I give you permission to look at me?"

"Michael Scott is a good man. And he's going to do the right thing."

"The Scranton Strangler is a real person and he's still out there."

"I believe that's what they call a faux pas."

"You need to make a choice. Michael or me. Pick one."

"Everyone's got demons. I just keep mine on a leash."

"I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to be HR."

"Life is full of surprises. Most of them are bad."

"If you're not willing to work hard, then don't expect good things to happen."

"I've been called worse by better people."

"The truth is hard to swallow, but it's necessary."

"People respect authority. I am the authority."

"Change is inevitable. Deal with it."

"I don't need your approval to do my job."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have."

"Success requires sacrifice. I've made many."

"You think you're better than me. You're not."

"I see everything. I know everything."

"Dreams are for people with free time."

"Love is overrated. Work is underrated."