Toby Flenderson

"Nobody understands my job. Nobody."

"I've forgotten more than you'll ever know."

"Hope is dangerous. It makes you careless."

"The future is uncertain. Get used to it."

"People are selfish. It's just human nature."

"There's no 'I' in team, but there's definitely one in 'Toby'."

"I've made peace with my demons. We have an understanding."

"Life is not fair. Get over it."

"You can't teach someone to care. They either do or they don't."

"I've seen the worst in people, and I'm still here."

"Freedom is an illusion. We're all slaves to something."

"Creativity without discipline is just chaos."

"I don't make mistakes. Other people do."

"Time waits for no one. Use it wisely."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys stability."

"Health is the most important thing. Don't waste it."

"Adventure is for people with nothing to lose."

"Music is noise. Order is beauty."

"Art is subjective. So is morality."

"Science proves that most people are idiots."

"History repeats itself because people don't learn."

"Technology is a tool. Tools can be weapons."

"Politics is a necessary evil."

"War is what happens when diplomacy fails."

"Justice is subjective. Power is absolute."

"Imagination is fine for children. Adults need facts."

"Leadership is making hard decisions others won't make."

"Motivation comes from within. Discipline comes from me."

"Inspiration is fleeting. Commitment is permanent."

"Friendship is a liability."