Wile E. Coyote

"History will remember this day!"

"Philosophy teaches that all things are possible!"

"I shall not falter in my quest!"

"Strength and determination will see me through!"

"Fear is for lesser coyotes!"

"Power corrupts, but not me!"

"Money spent on Acme is money well invested!"

"My health and vigor are unquestionable!"

"Imagination is the key to all things!"

"Perhaps tomorrow will be different!"

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again... and again... and again."

"A genius is never appreciated in his own time."

"The road to success is paved with elaborate plans and minor explosions."

"One must always look before leaping, but I prefer to leap first and look later."

"Patience is a virtue, but so is knowing when to detonate."

"Life is what happens when your ACME product malfunctions."

"Every setback is merely a setup for a comeback."

"The true measure of a coyote is not how many times he falls, but how many times he dusts himself off."

"I may be down, but I'm never out... until I hit the ground."

"Dreams are the blueprints of ambition."

"Knowledge without action is merely philosophy."

"Time is relative, especially when you're falling off a cliff."

"The only thing faster than my intellect is my rate of descent."

"Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder, usually right before impact."

"Nature always has the final say in any argument."

"Art is the expression of the soul... and explosions are my canvas."

"Science is the pursuit of truth through experimentation and miscalculation."

"Music to my ears is the sound of a perfectly timed trap."

"Faith is believing your next plan will work, despite all evidence to the contrary."

"A leader must be willing to fall first so others may follow... into the canyon."