"Hard work never killed anyone, but falling from great heights might."
Work
"Imagination is the only limit... gravity is secondary."
Imagination
"Technology is wonderful until it isn't."
Technology
"History is written by those who survive their experiments."
History
"Philosophy teaches us to question everything, including our own judgment."
Philosophy
"War is won by the side with better equipment and worse luck."
War
"Inspiration strikes like lightning... usually at the worst moment."
Inspiration
"Solitude is wonderful when you choose it, less so when you're falling."
Solitude
"Change is inevitable, especially in the direction of downward."
Change
"Education teaches us many things, mostly how to fail creatively."
Education
"Truth is a roadrunner—always just out of reach."
Truth
"Freedom is just another word for 'unsupervised access to ACME products.'"
Freedom
"Peace is achieved through superior firepower and better planning."
Peace
"There is beauty in failure, especially when it's dramatic."
Beauty
"Death is just a temporary inconvenience for the determined."
Death
"Gratitude is appreciating the simple things, like a pause before the crash."
Gratitude
"Creativity is knowing how to repurpose a TNT crate."
Creativity
"Justice is served cold, preferably with a large boulder attached."
Justice
"Kindness is showing your enemy mercy... right before the trap closes."
Kindness
"True strength lies in getting back up after being flattened."
Strength
"Fear is the mind's way of saying, 'Maybe try the left fork instead.'"
Fear
"Power corrupts, but it's also useful for launching things."
Power
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy excellent equipment."
Money
"Health is wealth, unless wealth is spent on explosives."
Health
"Adventure is just another word for 'planning ahead to fail spectacularly.'"
Adventure
"The greatest love is the love of one's craft, no matter the consequences."
Love
"True friendship means never laughing at your friend's misfortune... out loud."
Friendship
"Family is the bond that ties you together, usually with rope tied to dynamite."
Family
"Happiness is the moment right before you realize your plan won't work."
Happiness
"The greatest wisdom is knowing when to give up... but also when not to."
Wisdom