Wile E. Coyote

"Every cloud has a silver lining, even mushroom clouds."

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but ignorance of consequences."

"The only real failure is not trying again."

"Success is a journey, not a destination... usually downward."

"Life's greatest lesson: gravity always wins."

"In love and war, strategy is everything... and strategy is my weakness."

"A friend in need is a friend indeed... especially one with dynamite."

"The family that schemes together, crashes together."

"Happiness is a warm TNT crate."

"Wisdom is recognizing patterns, like my constant failures."

"Hope springs eternal, even after the third explosion today."

"Courage without planning is just stupidity with confidence."

"Change is the only constant, besides my bad luck."

"Education is what remains after you've forgotten everything you learned."

"Knowledge is power, but ACME equipment is more fun."

"Time flies when you're having fun... or when you're plummeting."

"Truth is overrated; creativity is underrated."

"Freedom is the right to fail spectacularly."

"Peace is the moment between attempts."

"Nature designed the roadrunner; I design elaborate traps."

"Art imitates life, and my life imitates cartoons."

"Science explains why my plans fail; I'm just the test case."

"Music is the universal language; explosions are mine."

"Faith moves mountains, but I usually move into them."

"A leader shows the way by going first... usually off a cliff."

"Work hard and your dreams may come true... or you'll dream of work."

"Dreams are free; ACME products are not."

"Humor is the best medicine for a flattened coyote."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder before the dust settles."

"Death is just a state of mind... a flattened state."