Yosemite Sam

"Success ain't about bein' liked, it's about bein' feared."

"Friends? I don't need friends, I need followers!"

"Family's just another word for folks you gotta look out for."

"Hope is what keeps a varmint goin' when the odds are against 'em."

"A real gunslinger faces his troubles head-on!"

"The only constant in life is change, and I don't like it one bit!"

"I never learned nothin' from school, and I turned out just fine!"

"Knowledge is power, and I got plenty of both!"

"Time's a wastin' when there's varmints to catch!"

"I always tell the truth, when it suits me!"

"Freedom means doin' whatever I danged well please!"

"Peace is boring, give me a good gunfight any day!"

"Nature's beautiful when it's not tryin' to kill ya."

"Art is a waste of time compared to a good shootout!"

"Science can't explain the fury of Yosemite Sam!"

"Music's only good if it's the sound of justice bein' served!"

"I got faith in my trigger finger, that's all I need!"

"A leader is someone folks follow or get shot!"

"Hard work never hurt nobody who didn't deserve it!"

"I dream of a world where everybody does what I say!"

"Humor is just another word for makin' fun of folks smaller than you."

"Beauty's in the eye of the beholder, and I'm holdin' two pistols!"

"Death comes to those who get in my way."

"Perseverance means never givin' up till you win!"

"I'm grateful for every bullet I've ever fired!"

"Creativity is figuring' out new ways to cause trouble!"

"Justice is what happens when I pull the trigger!"

"Patience is for folks too weak to act!"

"Kindness is a sign of weakness, show 'em strength instead!"

"True strength comes from within and a loaded six-shooter!"