Yosemite Sam

"Fear is what keeps varmints in line!"

"Power is everything, and I got all of it!"

"Money ain't worth nothin' if you can't spend it on adventure!"

"A healthy varmint is a dangerous varmint!"

"Adventure is callin', and I always answer!"

"Imagination is just reality with bullets!"

"Technology's nice, but give me a good ol' fashioned gunfight!"

"History's written by the folks with the biggest guns!"

"Philosophy is just fancy talk for runnin' your mouth!"

"Literature don't mean nothin' if there ain't no action in it!"

"Politics is just another way to settle disputes without shootin'!"

"War is the only honest way to settle things!"

"Stay motivated by rememberin' who's in charge—me!"

"Be inspired by the example of Yosemite Sam!"

"Relationships work best when folks know I'm the boss!"

"Solitude? I don't need nobody and nobody needs me!"

"Don't mess with a man who's got nothin' to lose!"

"The past is past, the future's uncertain, so I focus on shootin' now!"

"Real love means never havin' to say you're sorry—before you shoot!"

"Life's greatest lesson is: might makes right!"

"Happy as a clam in mud, that's me!"

"Success smells like gunpowder and victory!"

"A friend is just an enemy you haven't found out about yet!"

"Family sticks together, or they get stuck together!"

"Hope springs eternal, especially when you got bullets!"

"Courage is showin' up with your guns blazin'!"

"Change is the only thing constant besides my shootin' accuracy!"

"School's a waste of time when you got natural talent like mine!"

"Knowledge is nice, but know-how with a gun is better!"

"Time flies when you're havin' fun destroyin' things!"