Yosemite Sam

"The truth is whatever Yosemite Sam says it is!"

"Free as a bird—a bird with six-shooters!"

"Peace is just the calm before I make trouble!"

"Nature's red in tooth and claw, just like me!"

"I ain't got time for art when there's varmints to catch!"

"Science says I'm too angry to be real, but here I am!"

"Music to my ears is the clink of bullet casings!"

"Faith in yourself is the only religion I need!"

"Leaders are made, not born—and I made myself!"

"Work hard, fight harder, shoot hardest!"

"My dreams are bigger than the state of Texas!"

"Humor is the best medicine, unless a bullet works faster!"

"Beauty fades, but a scar from a good fight lasts forever!"

"Death and taxes—and I'm busier than the Grim Reaper!"

"Never quit, never surrender, never back down!"

"I'm grateful for each and every varmint I've bested!"

"Think creatively about how to cause maximum chaos!"

"Justice ain't blind when Yosemite Sam's around!"

"Patience? That ain't in my vocabulary!"

"Show kindness to your enemies by givin' 'em a fair fight!"

"Strength ain't just muscle, it's will and determination!"

"Fear keeps folks honest—and runnin'!"

"Power comes to those brave enough to take it!"

"Money's good, but respect bought with bullets is better!"

"Stay healthy so you can out-fight your enemies!"

"Adventure finds those brave enough to go lookin'!"

"Use your imagination to dream up new schemes!"

"Technology's alright, but nothin' beats hot lead!"

"History's full of varmints, and I'm addin' to it!"

"Philosophize on your own time, not mine!"