Yossarian

"You're wasting your time with Orr. He's crazy."

"Orr was probably the only sane one in the squadron."

"Catch-22 says I have to do anything my Commanding Officer tells me to."

"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on."

"He laughed and laughed and laughed."

"All he found was Snowden."

"That's funny, that's funny."

"The only thing worse than being sad is being alive."

"Survival was the only goal."

"The enemy was the war itself."

"That's the way it is, that's the way it goes."

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you."

"The best things in life are free, but the military has them all."

"He wanted to live his own life and not sacrifice himself for something he didn't believe in."

"A man can do just so much dying in a lifetime, and that's the only thing worth knowing."

"He was sure he would be killed on the next mission, and he was going to volunteer for it."

"He was going to fly one more mission and then he was going to be shot down."

"Every man has a right to die for his country, but not an obligation."

"The only thing worth dying for is music or a woman or a new winter suit."

"Some people are born crazy. I mean, they make Catch-22 look rational."

"Clevinger was a dope."

"Hungry Joe didn't want to talk to me."

"The only way to go is forward."

"Sometimes the best way out is through."

"You can't do anything if you're dead."

"Insanity is contagious."

"The only thing going on now is we're losing."

"Some day they'd peel the label off and see what's inside."

"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on."

"The bombardier's gone."