Yossarian

"I want to see it before I die."

"I'm going mad. I know I'm mad because I can feel myself going mad."

"Maybe some of the things I think happened didn't happen."

"I'm gonna live forever or die in the attempt."

"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed."

"Some of the things I think about only come to me when I'm alone."

"I'm in love with someone who doesn't know I exist."

"The only thing worth dying for is music, or a woman, or the ABC television network."

"Catch-22 says I can do anything I want to do, but I can't do anything I want to do."

"The only thing wrong with everything is that it's everything."

"The fastest way out is through a cloud."

"Some people are worth the trouble and some are not."

"He wanted to live forever or not at all."

"He had come to terms with the fact that he was afraid."

"He couldn't understand why he wasn't dead."

"The war could never end because the country needed an enemy."

"He wanted to deserialize his presence and dematerialize away."

"Some people would be better off if they had never been born."

"He chose to live rather than die."

"Yossarian had never been to the promised land, but he could not help wondering if it was any more comfortable than most of the places he knew."

"Catch-22 says I can do anything I want to do, but I can't do anything I want to do."

"The only way to stop the war is to die."

"Bologna comes from Bologna. It's baloney!"

"They're right. I'm crazy!"

"It doesn't make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who's dead."

"The only real reason for dying in this war is that you have to die anyway."

"I'm not insane, I'm just trying to survive."

"You're right. I am crazy. But I'm not cracked."

"Something is wrong with me and I'm going to fix it."

"They're not interested in the troops; they're interested in the medals."