Yossarian

"I can see it coming."

"It's a conspiracy! The whole world is against us!"

"I just want to live. Is that too much to ask?"

"They're not your friends. They just want to use you."

"I'm not running away. I'm just going."

"But not this. Never this."

"Then I'll create one."

"All they care about is power and money and control."

"I'm going to live. Whatever it takes."

"Some of the things they taught you in school are true."

"When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don't see heaven or saints or angels."

"There was no point in wasting good money on me when there were sick people dying who could be cured for less."

"He had decided to live forever, or die in the attempt."

"Why should I be ashamed of something that wasn't my fault?"

"I'm going to live forever, or die trying."

"The only way to survive is to laugh."

"I want to get out of here. I want to leave."

"I don't like it here."

"Let him try to kill me."

"Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them."

"Yossarian swore he wouldn't fly another mission."

"That's the secret. We'll make it our secret."

"The only thing wrong with it is everything you see."

"The people in power will never give it up."

"I'm not running away from my responsibilities."

"They're all mad."

"The only thing worth dying for is music or a woman or the heavens or the earth."

"Some people are worth a thousand people and others are not."

"The neatest trick is to make war look so terrible that it will be abandoned forever."

"Good God, I'm a character."