Yossarian

"I've had all I can stand of this."

"I'm not guilty of anything."

"I'm still alive."

"I just want to live."

"I won't do it."

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"I'm leaving."

"Insanity is the only sane response to an insane world."

"He was sick and tired of being sick and tired."

"The only way to survive is to think like a madman."

"He was sick and tired of being a human being."

"There was nothing funny about dying."

"They're after me and I don't even know why."

"The only way out is through."

"You're a fascist, aren't you?"

"Death to all modifiers!"

"He was sick of the system."

"Everyone was against him."

"Insanity is contagious."

"They're shooting at everyone."

"Maybe some people are worth more money than other people."

"The only way out is to refuse to fly any more missions."

"I suppose a man can't enjoy himself while someone else is dying, though I don't see why."

"That's some catch, that Catch-22. It's the best there is."

"There is no loyalty. I am a loyal man, so I must leave."

"The only thing to do now was what we had been doing all along—waiting."

"Some people are worth defending. Some people aren't."

"Nothing would ever change as long as we remained alive."

"Everyone who loves me is either dead or very ill."

"Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose."