Yossarian

"Survival is the only victory that counts."

"Patience is a virtue, but so is knowing when to abandon hope."

"Adventure awaits those brave enough to seize it."

"Dreams fade but nightmares persist."

"Music soothes the savage beast but not the military mind."

"The only real victory is in refusing to play."

"Creativity thrives in chaos and dies in order."

"War reveals the true nature of men—and it is ugly."

"Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle."

"It was a marvelous philosophical breakthrough and Yossarian didn't believe a word of it."

"Some of the things they taught you in flying school were unbelievable."

"Good God, I'm a nut case if I have to live with anyone."

"Who's Snowden? Yossarian wanted to know."

"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed."

"The only thing to do now was to find his way back."

"It was ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous. One could go mad."

"I'm not running away from anything because I don't have anywhere to run to."

"He wanted to live. He did not want to die."

"It never occurred to me to question the military intelligence that assured us the enemy was still down there."

"The only thing to do now is what we do best - nothing."

"Good God, how much longer was he going to tolerate what he had to tolerate?"

"I'm living in a state of shock."

"All he knew was that he could not fly another mission."

"The world is full of a lot of stupid people."

"He was sick of everything."

"The only problem was that flying more missions meant certain death."

"It was a miracle that he could survive."

"He would live in exile and grow old and die."

"He wanted to live forever or not at all."

"He felt as though he was drowning in a sea of madness."