Zarniwoop

"Life... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle."

"The Total Perspective Vortex is the most terrible instrument of torture ever devised."

"Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all."

"You know, you're a real kinda guy."

"The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful piece of technology."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."

"The Total Perspective Vortex shows you your place in the universe."

"Technology can be beautiful if you understand it."

"The Restaurant at the End of the Universe exists for a reason."

"I may be a sorry excuse for a scientist, but I'm all they've got."

"I've seen it. It's rubbish."

"Reality is frequently inaccurate."

"You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish."

"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

"The major problem is that Ford is going to refuse to have anything to do with a girl who isn't from his home planet."

"Life... is like a grapefruit."

"One of the most important things to remember about human nature is that human beings are stupid."

"I think the problem may have been that you were dead."

"A man can only move through a certain distance in time."

"I'm brain dead, man."

"Life, loathsome though it is, has a certain appeal."

"Reality is frequently inaccurate."

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."

"The Total Perspective Vortex is the most horrible torture ever devised."

"Would you like to have a drink?"

"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."

"I wish that the fundamental constants of the universe allowed for a planet made of gold."

"The Total Perspective Vortex is like being repeatedly hit in the head by the Universe."

"This is rather odd. What's happened to the libraries?"