Zarniwoop

"There's nothing to see here"

"The restaurants at the end of the universe are quite nice"

"Life is full of surprises"

"The answer is always goodbye"

"You're a jerk, Dent"

"You can't have a funeral for something that won't die"

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"

"You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with nothing but a bowl of petunias, that I wish I'd listened to what my mother told me."

"There's nothing worse than a sense of humor based on a misunderstanding."

"Reality is frequently inaccurate."

"You can't see what you're looking at when you're looking at it."

"Would you like a drink?"

"The answer is simple: I am happy"

"Anything you do can get you killed, same way"

"The fact that we live in a universe of extreme dimensional improbability makes it very hard to surprise us"

"I don't believe it. Prove me wrong"

"The answer is simple: there is no answer"

"You live and learn, at any rate you live"

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

"The answer is a very simple one. It's good."

"I'd make a awful continuity to my love life if I turned out to exist."

"Would you like a jelly baby?"

"I've never been to any planet that wasn't impossibly crowded"

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"

"Would you like a drink"

"The answer is in this book, but you won't understand it"

"I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base thirteen."

"The answer is mostly the right answer."

"The best material model for the universe we have so far is a joke."

"Reality is frequently inaccurate."