Zarniwoop

"I've never wanted to see the actual end of the universe. I just wanted to have some sort of understanding of what's supposed to happen."

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job"

"The difference between the Actual and the Real"

"Resistance to psychic powers is futile"

"You're a jerk, but you're alive, and you're here now"

"Everything you do is already determined"

"I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base thirteen"

"You're a jerk, Zarniwoop"

"Flying is a lot like falling, except with more expensive insurance."

"The answer is no."

"Resistance to the inevitable is useless"

"Would you like a drink?"

"Would you try to prevent the end of the world?"

"In an infinite universe, the idea that divine intervention is necessary seems, well, redundant."

"A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.'"

"The infinite improbability drive is the greatest invention ever."

"One always, in the end, comes back to the same question: why?"

"Two heads are better than one."