Quote by Red Forman

"My foot in your ass."

"Dumbass."

"I'm gonna put my foot in your ass."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"