Quote by Mort Goldman

"I'm not a doctor, but I play one in my imagination."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, except I ate all of them and now I'm in debt."

"You know, relationships are all about communication... and by that I mean avoiding it."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations. Works every time."

"Peace comes from a good conscience."

"Life is too short to hold grudges."

"A man's home is his sanctuary. It should be treated as such."

"The world is chaotic enough. At least your home should make sense."