Quote by Mort Goldman

"I'm not a doctor, but I play one in my imagination."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, except I ate all of them and now I'm in debt."

"You know, relationships are all about communication... and by that I mean avoiding it."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations. Works every time."

"Success comes to those who never give up."

"Success is measured by happiness, not money."

"You make your own luck in this world."

"You have to be organized to be successful in anything."