Quote by Mort Goldman

"I'm not a doctor, but I play one in my imagination."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, except I ate all of them and now I'm in debt."

"You know, relationships are all about communication... and by that I mean avoiding it."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations. Works every time."

"A leader must be fair and just."

"Integrity is everything."

"One must take responsibility for one's environment."

"In this house, I make the decisions"