Quote by Mort Goldman

"I'm not a doctor, but I play one in my imagination."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, except I ate all of them and now I'm in debt."

"You know, relationships are all about communication... and by that I mean avoiding it."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations. Works every time."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still learning."

"I may be a redhead, but I'm not a hothead."

"Patience is a virtue."

"Patience is a virtue I never learned."