If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'. - Red Forman

"If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'."

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"My foot in your ass."

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"I'm gonna put my foot in your ass."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."