"Life's not fair, kid."
"My foot in your ass."
"Dumbass."
"I'm gonna put my foot in your ass."
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
All quotes by Red Forman
"Life is meant to be lived with passion."
"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."
"Life is a journey, not a destination."
"Life's too short for regrets."
All Life quotes