Quote by Red Forman

"My foot in your ass."

"Dumbass."

"I'm gonna put my foot in your ass."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still learning."

"I may be a redhead, but I'm not a hothead."

"Patience is a virtue."

"Patience is a virtue I never learned."