"That's my boy!"
"My foot in your ass."
"Dumbass."
"I'm gonna put my foot in your ass."
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
All quotes by Red Forman
"A man's home is his castle."
"Family is everything to me."
"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."
"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."
All Family quotes