Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

"Speak roughly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes."

"All ways here are ways of my ways."

"It would be so nice if something made sense for a change."

"Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it."

"If you don't know where you want to go, then it doesn't matter which path you take."

"I can't believe that!"

"Curiouser and curiouser!"

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it."

"You're nothing but a pack of cards!"

"Off with their heads!"

"The hurrier I go, the behinder I get."

"Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it."

"I can't believe that!"

"Curiouser and curiouser!"

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"One can't believe impossible things."

"The hurrier I go, the behinder I get."

"I'm not strange, weird, off, or crazy, I'm just not normal."

"Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it."

"Off with her head!"

"Why, you might be any shape almost."

"Curiouser and curiouser!"

"I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir, because I'm not myself, you see."

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"It would be all the better, if you'd manage to be civil."

"The hurrier I go, the behinder I get."

"How queer it seems to us to have landed here!"

"I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself, you see."

"Take care of the sense, and the sounds will take care of themselves."